intro: piss and shit in my mouth

hey welcome to my completely normal profile because i am completely sane and definitely dont twerk when i see a handsome oppa..

rules: dig in ur ass and smell it

if you wanna be friends with me.. u have to meet atleast 2 of these requirements 

1. Be indian

2. Don‘t be gay and transgender

3.  Smoke weed

4. Have watched atleast 3 of the same kdramas as me

5. Slapped ur thighs and calves

6. Tasted my puthy

7. Shit in ur hands and clapped

8. Have a fat coochie

9. Dont be super obsessed over kpop

10. Dont steal my oppas