"Dear God you're playing a prank on me."

"Dear God you're playing a prank on me."

Yeah, pretty sure that was my reaction when I first learned about periods and where babies come from. Maybe not even in those kind of words.

Poor Peng Peng! Preggos! Yikes. I love how the whole situation switched around like that. Mistress was the one actually faking it and poor Peng Peng was the one with it. But it's true . . . there weren't any period jokes for a while and she would have been ovulating at the time.

I think the Emperor totally digs her. When will she realize this?