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This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans Episode 6
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The longer you wait the more it is gonna hurt. This show makes me so fucking hungry, I can't. Do let him get close bro. Money can buy everything. Metas. I don't even have to see him. Yep, money can buy everything, babe. Peak Metas talking about all of this oh I only buy financial investments, but look at him. Only to be around him. Development from Metas I guess. Broski, I can't. He's probably going to kiss him and there is going to be a misunderstanding. Me when my actions actually have consequences and I can't just rebound back to him when I want him again. Oi, kissing a sleeping person is crazy. Uh okay. Okay bye!
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This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans Episode 1
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Uh, I was supposed to start this at 11 am and it is now 5 pm. I have been binging reels bro. Also crazy ass title. We have a vlogger. I am here also because I just finished pit babe. Second embarrassment lol. Weird. I don't know anyone's names but I love the actors and their dynamic so. Chef x vlogger? The beat is bumping lol. Theme song mid. Interesting trope broke bitch x chef. Everyone fat-shaming him right now bro, god damn. Okay, Thai Gordon lol. Anger management issues love to see it. Making restaurants with people is always bad. Damn, they had some beef lol. We have some familiar faces lol. Is that los Angeles? I only recognize the funny-looking building, but hey that's my city, we ain't go no trees lol. Why does this white man sound Korean? Lol. He's probably Russian lol, even though we have like no Russian people here. He has to sell his business to help his old girl's father. The cooking competition is a fire idea lol. Our dynamic duo. The guy who played Kenta in Pit Babe looks so cute and normal when he's not being a figurehead. They all fat shame him bro. This soundtrack lol. JJ and Wan. JJ standing up for Wan, yay. Trying to beat up a billionaire is crazy. Fits are fire. What's with the headband lol. JJ is his biggest hater but will go to bat for him in an instant lol. Wan looks so baddie core. Uh okay. Okay bye!
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Someone pass babe some weed, bro. He needs it. Aww, terrible reunion spot, but this is very cute. Babe is so fucking excited, and it is very cute. "I met your dead father." If I were Babe, I would crash out lol. There is too much happening, and if I were him, I would be a crazy villain. Tell me why they have 3 different plans; make those four actually. It only worked because of timing. The Put Your Man Behind You is so hot; I love that. There is so much happening; help. North and Sonic, bro, are they a thing? They shot Tony bro. Finish him, bro. I can't with Way dying because of the blooper of him coughing, lol. He wanted a beast, and he got one, and now is he wondering why. All of them besides Alan, sonic, and North, got ruined by this guy. I think that's insane. He made a monster and now he is wondering why this monster now hates him. You made him this way, he is the monster you wanted, the monster you created. I am obsessed with this auto-protect mode, where they put their lover behind them to keep them protected. KENTA NO WAY. I AM GONNA BE HONEST I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD COME AROUND. Yes, kenta. I heard there is a season two so he better get a lover and a redemption in that lol. He and Pete fall in love, that's my prediction lol. This is traumatic for everyone bro. At the end of the day. It's the end of the day and that was their dad I guess. I can't with Way's death because of the blooper. Being three Hondo, I would not want to know about Way's death if I were any of them. That's just sad, but he deserved it so I don't feel that bad. Okay, hear me out. Crazy twist if Alan was actually the villain all along. That would be crazy. Holy fucking shit. And we are done. Cop out ending but I'm okay with it, because of the emotional baggage of this show lol. I'll finish this once my friend's party is over lol. And I am back from my friend's party lol. Okay let's write this review, it is now the morning and this is the first thing that I am doing. Okay bye!
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If we get more Pete and Kenta I will be posting die with a smile on my story over them lol. Mr. Pete has a fetish for traumatized men with strands of hair framing their faces. OH SHIT. No fucking way he is his father. Oh shit. That’s crazy. Holy fucking shit, there is so much happening right now and this human trafficking shit is INSANE. Okay bye!
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I’m so confused. I forgot Kim lived there too lol. North and Sonic giving Alan advice is very funny lol. This show is a lot and I am forever grateful that they slow down the show sometimes, I really need that. And where is babe at? Also glad Charlie is doing okay but if they get caught before their plan is acted out they are capital f FUCKED, because what the hell. Someone come get Alan's old ass. Someone get me on this beat of their sex scene because I'm ready lol. Way too big for this bathtub. Okay, not to be a snot-eating kid but Kenta and Tony's relationship is giving Catnap and the prototype in Poppy Playtime chapter 3. Kenta might sacrifice himself for him because it's a complex thing. This random ass Kenta and Mr. Pete lore is saving me right now. I can't take any more hits on our main couple. Okay, they are a couple. Holy shit or were? Okay bye!
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I really don't think I'm gonna finish this but I'm forcing myself. OK, so it’s a setup but how could him flipping over be a setup? I'm confused and why can’t they just shoot him? How hard is that? Now thats a good villian. All he cares about his money holy shit. Doesnt matter who lives and who dies, he doesnt really care that Charlie is dead, he only cares that his money is gone. Nothing on this sad earth makes anything Tony did okay. No matter who died or what happened. Nothing makes this OK and I’ve been thinking about this. Nothing he did nothing he’s done. Nothing that has happened to him. Could have made this. OK, no matter who died if he was in this nothing. Not even being dramatic if I was going through what he was going threw id genuinely hang myself like you lost ur best friend and bf in the same week and then all of the weird shit they have going on I would have hung myself. Trying to slide on him at his brother’s funeral is crazy work. Brother what is even happening lol. Uh okay bye!
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"Almost got gangbanged." uh are we watching the same show or? North is tired as fuck bro. They all went balls to the walls. Uh, them getting Kim was mad random and them all in his house is crazy work lol. That seems dumb. If he comes to attack yall, you are all fucked. Poor kid bro, holy shit. There is a lot happening for this being about racers. Bro did not listen to a single thing that was said. Did they get Jeff back? Jeff and this guy are very cute, and I love them a lot together, I think they might be my favorite couple. This is crazy shit bro, he just runs a human trafficking thing, bro. It is so easy to get into this place, why don't they lock it down, bro. Almost a million for kids, this is actually a crazy ass show. Oh, junk, he's the guy? They were all under him bro. I did not expect it to be him, bro. Jeff is on the floor i thought that was Kim. Bros is about to get caught, the music is too loud. That would be a great setup lol, that would be such a great way to trap someone. OH SHIT, IT WAS A SETUP, OR WAS IT? OH fuck i dont know. WAY I knew it I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT. I AM SO SMART. oh shit and hes lying to him. fuck way was under him too , god damn. oh fuck not way. oh fuck, i couldnt physically do any of this. Not way bro. nah why are we letting men control us. bitch ass. not way bro. i am happy to see his villain era. why do we trust people so much. INSANE. Holy junk. HOLY FUCKING JUNK WHAT DO ENGIMAS EVEN DO. holy fuck. is he emaciated, whatever that means. what is happening? i am so confused? fuck not even half way. he cant comtrol himself. way no way, i thought better of you. holy fuck is he gonna rape him? no way, bro way why? oh its chalire, oh fuck OH SHIT NO WAY. way what the fuck is wrong with you. im so confused. holy fuck. holy fuck. INSANE. Kill Tony, solution to everything. that is not a solution just doing that to babe, you claim you love him but do stuff like this. damn bitch ass way. not the picture ripping lol. i feel bad for babe bro, he is bawling his eyes out. ways bitch ass deserves everything coming to him. them all calling him daddy is so weird. bro is rubbing it in bro. just added salt to an open wound. kenta bro, do something. way hurts so much more than Charlie bro, i am trying to put myself in that and i cant, i would genuinely crash out. i would kill his ass, blow his brains out and stomp on his grave, but thats just me. alan getting him in the morning while he is brushing his teeth is crazy. oh shit i know understand everything, he was having these weird dreams because of social abilities. buh holy junk this show. a little weird hey all call him uncle lol. he got kidnapped bro, what did you want him to do, call you every fucking day? did he send dick picks or something why is he tripping lol? jeff is the most useful out of all of them bro, stop worrying about babe and get jeff if you are going to get something. that would be so bad bro because people don't want to listen to what they dont wnat to listen to bro. uncle is so fucking cute. they live in a compound bro. rizz, jeff has so much game bro, i saw that lol. oh fuck. its giving the Encanto family house lol. Drawers, floors type shit. Freaky ass race bro. Okay bye!
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I’m gonna try with every fiber by being to finish this show today. My friend's birthday starts at like 8 PM. It’s 12 right now. I low-key got this. Also, what is Babe's special ability? And what about the other people's abilities like are they, not alphas, or what's happening? I love Charlie and babes dynamic to the ends of the earth it is so good and that was such a good part of it. Who is this guy with Way? I am also working on my info lol. Cutie pie bar or I am tripping ball sacks but that looks like the bar. I would not want any of these powers, these are terrible bro. Okay, Mr. Pete and Way are a thing? Or at least one-sided. Trying to work on stuff while doing this is so fucking hard. Oi that gun walkout was bonkers, that was crazy good. Flipping tabs on my computer because of info lol. What is with this trippy-ass vision? You'd be so fucking trapped if you went in the elevator. This would freak me the fuck out, I couldn't do it. I really couldn't. Insane how they didn't even know each other but were in this house together. That's freaky deaky lol. I feel bad for Kenta lol, if he doesn't get a villain era I will be pissed and give this show a 1 out of 10 lol. Why are they all in here at the same time? This seems ignorant. Oh fuck. Who is the enigma? It's way, it's gotta be Way. I think? that looks like his ear. I think it is way. No way he is working with him too that is crazy fucking work. I don't even know this show is stressing me out lol. fuck jeff you are dumb, can't run either. Dumb fuck. Kenta is so problematic it's crazy because he can stop him but isn't. I know Way is pissed lol. If I were him I would be, but he is fighting a losing battle and he knows it so that's all on him then. way is so pissed and I would not be surprised if he had a crazy villain era. Working on hi lol. Way is so insufferable bro I can't. Like that's not helping anyone lol. I am so confused. This weird ass human trafficking shit bro. That's nasty brava disgusting. Wait what does Chalire do again? he sucks people's power from them? That's lowkey a good one too lol. Andy looks young as fuck holy shit. That's sad as fuck. Why are the fight scenes lowkey good? Damn, they left Kim lol. Okay bye lol.
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And we are back after 6 months yay! I saw edits and now we are back. I don’t know anyones name help. I think this is Way but idk who the other guy is. And I have seen so many spoilers because YouTube shorts are very dangerous lol. I really don’t know how I feel about this trope with Way and Babe. I think his still in love with Babe even though babes with someone right now and in denial hence this scene is lowkey very annoying and I don’t know how I feel about this trope. Babe stressing Way out so much he keeping his anti-anxiety meds under the coffee table. Lowkey forgot they race and this isn't just an omegaverse. That go back to Korea was definitely derogatory lol. Broski, I have no idea what’s happening but they keep playing the first three notes of piano man so I’m singing it while this happens and we’re all in the mood for Melody and you’ve got us feeling all right type shit. This raising kids to sell them to millionaires is so problematic I can’t genuinely it's so problematic. It's slavery and human trafficking which is so problematic because it affects so many people. Getting freaky in the convertible with the top down is crazy work. There are a lot of couples in this lol and they didn't send Kim back to Korea lol. Are there any women in this? Lol. Okay, that's it. Okay bye!
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Hidden Agenda Episode 7
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And we are back, I have been watching this episode for like 7 (correct 11 and almost 12) months or however long this show has been out. And bro thought about it and is like we need to get freaky and I am all here for that. Bro, he has to calm down he is not going anywhere lol. And then shoved him back out bro no way. He had no business putting him back out like that. Left bro star struck. And that's it. Please ignore the fact that I only rated the final bit of this episode. Okay yeah, that final part was pretty good and I just need to force myself to watch this shit bro. Help in 10 days it will be a year, I am ending the cycle, and I am gonna try to finish this lol. We have the week off but are at school for some fucking reason, so yeah. Okay bye!
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Sunset x Vibes Episode 9
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Okay, uh, round two of this shit. Okay, I sort of understand where he is coming from, but at the same time, I don't. As soon as they get over this, that girl is going to swoop in. I recognize that car anywhere. Bruh, why are you running like you are guilty? Good, I like Ms. Allie again, get that bag, I guess. Get that fucking bag. The mother single-handedly saved the show, bro. Don't admit that. And it was not a peak; it was a glance; it was a let's rub one out right in front of him kind of glance; don't fucking lie; tell him how it is. This show went from sexy to very cute, and I don't know how I feel. And sometimes it goes back to sexy with these crazy fucking looks Sun gives Lin; I am like brother no way bro. As soon as one issue goes they just kind of forget about it, that is one thing this show is doing wrong. TAKE THE HAIR DOWN OUT OF THAT UGLY ASS PONYTAIL. good for Sam and Yo bro, they are cute, not even gonna lie. would be cuter if Sam took that ugly ass ponytail down. that nonchalance just fading from yo's face was a very good detail during the hug. love to see it. something about this miracle (idk what I even meant right here) is gonna come back later. I was thinking about this last night but being trapped in a dream is one of my biggest fears lol. Okay love in the air with this world away type shit connecting in school. okay, love in the air calm down now. They are actually developing all of these couples it is very overwheleming lol. Prim is very sexy. wait were they friends beforehand or is this in the present, because I thought they didnt know each other, bruh I don't know anymore. wait maybe they did and I don't remember it. okay uh, this is lowkey stressing me out lol. he is giving up so much for him and for what? uh, bro these company people are such shit talkers, the company is not in ruin yall just hate change and the gays. okay bye!
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Sunset x Vibes Episode 8
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Sun wants Salin so fucking bad, holy shit. He is down bad for him. Bro has actual ptsd from water and I am very interested. I am gonna be so honest that is the ugliest fucking necklace I have ever seen. If my nightmares affected me this much I don't think I would leave my house ever. I knew he was cheating, I fucking knew it. Sam or whatever his real name is are two different people with his hair up and hair down bro. Okay, so they are either having the shared freaky deeky nightmare or it's slightly different where sun is the sea serpent in Lin's dream and then he's not in his own dream. I'm very invested in this not gonna lie. I have been seeing this since the start of this show. The women in traditional clothes and the man in traditional clothes is the same dream he just only told sun half of it because the man was him? Idk I'm just making up theories. Sun is giving up a lot for Lin holy shit. Connect back to an earlier episode but he is naked on the rock. I am lowkey very invested and I shouldn't be but I am. Sun is very good at holding it together. There he goes. It's okay to cry shawty. Bruh going fully based on rumors is shallow. Hey, I have a good idea. Maybe fucking ask him and stop being a shallow fucking bitch and going based on your dumb fucking friends and a stupid fucking photo and maybe you and your man could still be together bitch ignoring that last part this was a pretty good episode. I give it a nine out of 10 with that last part. It’s a five out of 10, so we’re not gonna count the last part. If I do not watch this episode right now, this will end up in the graveyard with that ending. Okay bye!
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Sunset x Vibes Episode 7
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And we are back. I am trying really hard to not let shows rot in the watchlist graveyard, but here we are. Trading this for Wandee Good day because I got this show and I know I can finish it. I still don’t understand what the dream means. So I guess good on them because it has me hooked. I think that the lady with the the name that starts with a K did it I have my money on her, and if it’s not her, I’m going to spiral and never watch the show again. He and that lady deaf have history because why did she change her mind that easily? Uh, they are doing too much with some of these couples, like I am okay with Sam and whatever the cute guy's name is but other than that they are doing too much. not enough plot for our main couple because of that. okay bye!
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Wandee Goodday Episode 6
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Definitely an interesting test. So now he's thinking twice about his “crush” and now Dee has the same fucking pants. I really like the pace of the show. It keeps it very interesting. It’s a very good plot right now. I really hope they don’t fuck it up because if they do, this will end up in the watching this graveyard and I really don’t wanna do it because it has really good potential. Hopefully, it’s reached. The fake dating line has been crossed. They are becoming possessive and jealous and they occupy each other’s heads constantly. Getting freaky on Facetime is crazy work. THAT TRANSITION WAS CRAZY WORK. So how do you feel? You like yak. So why do you keep being in denial about it? He makes you feel good, makes you feel worthy, and treats you well, everything Ter is not, so pick him. It's not hard. Okay bye!
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Wandee Goodday Episode 5
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Grandma sleeping with them is so funny and Yei and Cher having trust issues is real because I thought they were going to be the perfect couple this whole time. Holy fuck they have a huge height difference. Also love second couples that give us a break from the main couples. Also, love when being gay isn't a problem and they are just loving each other. Gay as fuck and wearing the same pants. I swear to God someone gave this man a new closet because why has he worn these pants like eight times in this one episode? Nah he has his own toothbrush god damn. How did he even lift him they are like the same size. Well, I messed with this hardcore so yay. Okay bye!
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