all BL that I have subjected myself to

bruh mans is 6'3", I get it Sangwoo I really do

I am healed and everything is right with the world 

I didn't even cringe

the tragic story of the nicest dude ever who struggles with a health condition and has sustained emotional damage through his difficult childhood and the rejection by his family, and the sulking, unpleasant, self-hating homophobe dickhead who is feeling a lil silly and decides to inflict further emotional damage on the greatest boyfriend ever. Ji Woo self diagnosed as “struggling with same sex attraction”. with a bf that nice and thoughtful maybe just accept eternal hellfire. man opens a restaurant in the sticks where he gets 0 customers a day and is involved in a scandal that has the devestating result of his restaurant getting 0 customers per day, keeps fridge fully stocked

Ji Woo is a monster

this wins for most creative concept, but oof that kiss...idk.... boys get high af in an art museum and hwall gets bullied off the internet for not being gay. Bruh I want to see a remake of this with a PHAT budget and better everything, it would be totally lit 

lowkey don't remember anything about this one im sorry

Jun proves himself as the greatest ally by kissing a boy. The main crime is being boring and filmed at a Home Depot garden center 

like it was fine but the lurking presence of a sex offender troubled me

I think I was high when I watched this. Maybe I will watch it again to give it a fair assessment but tbh probably not 

I can't think of another drama that has a character whose main personality trait is that they have great hair. pacing was so bad but we're in Taiwan so Love Wins

girls DO have more fun. Most epic love confession/self hatred meltdown scene of all time 

The taller dude was lowkey controlling and abusive, lil dude needs some female friends who will point that out for him. A cherry blossom text effect plugin was already owned by the person who made the title card

didn't expect to see a romantic scene involving nipple tape and if I'm being honest I didn't really want to

main lead has the same doofy smile on his face for the whole damn show

35 year old dating 21 year old vibes, not illegal but hmmmm….someone dies in an explosion off screen if I remember correctly?? You can’t just not show me that. cat girl was hot

Holland, I wanted so much more for you...

this production company is laundering money thru BL, it is the only explanation

I hated this one so much and I don't even have a specific reason why. You would think there would be some dancing in this show, considering the title, but you would be wrong. Man eats half a dozen hard boiled eggs in one sitting, perhaps more

story makes no sense and you don't know why something is happening from one scene to the next or what caused any event ever. man has a woven tapestry of a butt. perhaps my rating is a bit harsh but I just can't believe that people wrote a script, filmed, and edited this show and then were like yes show the people

barf emoji

man leaves his crush alone in his house in order to look at an iguana for 9 hours

Hello, my name is Tsuge. I have recently moved into your neighborhood and am obligated to inform you that 

TFW bisexuality sneaks up on you. This one gets points for the shit with the stalker giving me giving me actual chills, loses points for the reveal of who it is. Also Kim Nam Joon is here

One of the 7 sufferings one must experience during their mortal trial is watching Takara and Amagi. The combination of the bad wigs and Douyin influencer levels of face filtering pushed this one right into the uncanny valley. A relationship that is more caretaker/child than boyfriend/boyfriend. No one here can act, I can’t recap the plot because it is completely absent.  When the comment section is filled with “it’s supposed to be fluffy” you know you are in for a bad time

Features a deeply troubled side character who attempts to sexually assault the neurodivergent ML multiple times in broad daylight in front of other students, who laugh and encourage him. The people loved this character and I once again am left wondering if the world is against me or if I’m against the world

Filmed in Minnesota, Japan.

Truly this one almost did me in

I would finish this but the quality on Viki turns to absolute ass after like ep 3 and i can’t live like that 

son, i hired you a brother to…rekindle your love of the sport of shooting air pistols I guess! Of course he likes it!!! Like one of the leads was like raised in a carnival or something if I’m remembering correctly. lowkey I forgot a lot about this one but I do remember there being a strong theme throughout of the importance of dental hygiene and if you get a huge enough sample you won’t even have to buy the mouthwash they’re tryna sell you. fools….

ppl dramatic about how bad this one is, it’s certainly not good but it didn’t offend me. lowkey gets points for being the only BL i have seen to utter aloud the term “bisexual”, like ok slay. 3rd ML is in love with his male best friend but in a no-homo sort of way and also has a girlfriend he hates, classic! bro if you need me i will climb mountains to be by your side, no homo 

My Bepler bias and I can both agree that this one slaps!! A frighteningly accurate amount of pathos and agony over who has viewed your Insta story in this one. PP Krit has the drippiest island fits and I finally feel represented in media as freaky for flashcards. One I would even recommend to my own mother, which I in fact did

This show is the one that showed me that there is indeed a limit to the self torture I am willing to put myself through. I think this is the first series I have dropped for non-technical difficulties reasons. The problem about making a show about books is that when it comes to books you usually 1. Sit down and read them 2. Sit down and write them 3. Sit down and edit them. BORING!!! 

this was a trainwreck and i refuse to continue being gaslit in this manner. they just fucking lie about the main character dying, it’s not a gotcha moment they just straight up lie to you. Giving the lesbian a cringey weird het relationship as her happy ending is not the serve they thought it was. cinnamon topography done in iMovie.  artsy fartsy but will not commit to the bit, it’s so freaky and dreamlike and the plot starts to not make sense so you wonder if reality is beginning to fray at the edges but then you realize it’s just shot and written super shitty. Bisexual ML slays sweaty depression aesthetic. but if slop indie and arsty it make it…good??? after you finish sucking it out from between the floorboards, come at me haters 

“Rainbow Ricecakes” is such a huge brain name for a college LGBTQ club

if I had things to say about this I would

what the fuck ? Man has a relationship with two personalities, neither of which are consenting. One of the personalities sex traffics the other, a personality who is a five year-old child. why the fk does our ML enjoy having sex with someone who behaves as if they’re 5 ? can y’all decide if the personality actually 5 or nah?? idc if it’s legal you’re a freak dude and I hope your weird love fails and the other dude gets some help

commentary on the morality of portraying faux gay relationships in media for clicks and views with seemingly no self awareness. was kinda hoping the show was gonna shame as a viewer for watching this nonsense which i needed bcuz that 9 man is a full meal baybee

if you want a show where one of the leads is constantly sexually assaulting/raping the other, this one is for you. I might’ve banned gay content nationwide too after seeing this mess, yeesh. thank fuck we didn’t get the last few eps, that shit was escalating and god knows what kinda fucked up abuse-romanticizing garbage they were preparing to show us. let this lost media be lost to time, I beg of you

I really liked this one, sue me!!!! It’s like if the 8th sense didn’t end up pooing all over itself.  Like it was cute and vibey

don’t date zuho and his crazy eyes. the man does a huge dickhead thing with a box of candies that is never revisited or resolved. also you really don’t need no-show socks for low rise converse, socks that show are better than the suggestion that you may be wearing no socks at all…if I ever have children i want to ruin their lives by forcing them to be a terrible child actor in a BL 

dude moves away from his bumpkin boyfriend to work the most work-from-home job ever…in the city? Sorry babe I fear you might be the side bumpkin